July 2008
14 posts
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Professional One-liners
Hi
Sorry, but this is not completely an original post. I was surfing the net when I came across some of these one-liners. I added a few of my own.
Will definitely post something completely original by the weekend.
Here goes -
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate.
After that I worked in a blanket factory, but...
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Jeetu
Me: Bata, akal badi ki bhains ?
Jeetu: Pehle date of birth toh bata
Me: Why are you staring at the frozen orange juice?
Jeetu: Because it said "concentrate."
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Must Read Chat Convo
For your benefit , me = Prayush K
bhaya: Hello
u thr?
Arpit spain mein hai kya abhi bhi?
me: haan
bhaya: ok
uska visa clear ho paaya tha kya
he went on 13 th there
embassy i mean
me: nahi illegally spain me hai wo
bhaya: wat?
seious?
serious?
me: haan be
bhaya: cant say whether u joke or say something seriously
me: lekin sabko bolna m at
bhaya: illegal
why will i
me: hmmm
bhaya: But it must have bin tough for him
atleast he cant travel much
me: haan
abe
spain ke andar hi kaafi hai travel karna\
bhaya: due to checking
almost everywhere
no but is there checking a lot?
there?
but how does one goes thru the checks at the airport?
at delhi/ whatever place
while coming in...
me: brb
bhaya: actually aakash ne us din remind karwa diya tha ki arpit ka sab kuch clear ho paaya ki nahin
me: haan
wo pata nahi
kuchh to conties lagaye thhe usne
bhaya: Ok
haan otherwise its too tough
me: haan
bhaya: even i was stuck at delhi despite of having all the things with me
me: tabhi wo hardly abhi kisike contact me hai
oh
kyo?
bhaya: actaully aeroflot waale mujhse document maangne lage
yahan ka
ticket pe kahin bhi nahin likha tha
aisa
me: ohhh
bhaya: maine kaha its a duty of the embassy not the carrier to check this
me: usne to visa hi ajeeb se dhang se banwaya hai
bhaya: OH false Visa
gdb
thats a lot
maine kaha laptop par soft copy hai
chalegi
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Bar Joke
Dude1: A guy walks into a bar
Dude2: And ?
Dude3: He got hurt
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Don't Quit Poem
This is the Don’t Quit Poem I was reminded of while thinking of something completely different today .
For your benefit, here’s the poem. It’s one of the most beautiful, uplifting things I have read
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you...
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Pet Mavericks !
Pets have strangely fascinated humans from the advent of civilisation. And pets that do what you ask them to , are a premium.
There’s nothing wrong with having a pet that you love. You’re allowed to love species apart from humans. But the problem begins to appear when the boundary between our species and others begin to fade. They start loving their pets in a way that they...
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Standards in the Industry
Each industry follows certain standards that are set by certain regulating bodies such as IEEE, MPEG, etc etc. These standards are fine while they are being formed which enables devices or processes to be interchanged without too much effort. It also ensures uniformity ( which was the whole point of introducing a standard in the first place ) across the industry.
But as complexity increases,...
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Bollywood
You can’t talk about the Indian economy without discussing the effect that Bollywood has on it. The sheer number of Bollywood films made in Bombay /India/everywhere else i think fuels a large part of the economy. It facilitates the earnings of actors, technicians, staffers, chai walas, multiplexes, other stores in the multiplex, the chain is endless.
And the entire phenomena of Bollywood is...
Facebook
Hehehe
Facebook is one of the best times passes that I have seen in my life. Some of the apps rock !
Renewed Interest in Bloggin
Blogging is just a bored man’s habit. I have always maintained this stance in my defence to not blogging fot 5 months . Was way too busy dealing with something called “life”. :)
Now that I have am on PS2 ( for the ignoramuses , this is a 6 month internship ) , I have ample time to write a blog a day. Infact , after hearing my office timings, a senior Keki , suggested maintaining...
February 2008
1 post
ACYUT
We just got funding for our humanoid. Things are moving great on this front ! It’s like seeing the light at the end of the tunnel ( Although we haven’t yet seen it but just the feeling is great). Also, found a tutorial on how to write a loop on the freaking mirocontroller. It’s painfully simple: Don’t know why we never figured this out earlier ? Also, submitted...
December 2007
2 posts
Orientation to blogging
Am not a real geek as such, but yeah I show these symptoms at times. At others, am this ignorant brute (such as now). Even though blogging has been “in” for a few years now, this is my very first blog (even though I am supposed to be studying in a premier technical school). But yea, if it’s any consolation, I have lived up to a geeks expectation by reading quite a few blogs. I...
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