Shenanigan

Professional One-liners

Hi Sorry, but this is not completely an original post. I was surfing the net when I came across...

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Must Read Chat Convo

For your benefit , me = Prayush K
bhaya: Hello
u thr?
Arpit spain mein hai kya abhi bhi?
me: haan
bhaya: ok
uska visa clear ho paaya tha kya
he went on 13 th there
embassy i mean
me: nahi illegally spain me hai wo
bhaya: wat?
seious?
serious?
me: haan be
bhaya: cant say whether u joke or say something seriously
me: lekin sabko bolna m at
bhaya: illegal
why will i
me: hmmm
bhaya: But it must have bin tough for him
atleast he cant travel much
me: haan
abe
spain ke andar hi kaafi hai travel karna\
bhaya: due to checking
almost everywhere
no but is there checking a lot?
there?
but how does one goes thru the checks at the airport?
at delhi/ whatever place
while coming in...
me: brb
bhaya: actually aakash ne us din remind karwa diya tha ki arpit ka sab kuch clear ho paaya ki nahin
me: haan
wo pata nahi
kuchh to conties lagaye thhe usne
bhaya: Ok
haan otherwise its too tough
me: haan
bhaya: even i was stuck at delhi despite of having all the things with me
me: tabhi wo hardly abhi kisike contact me hai
oh
kyo?
bhaya: actaully aeroflot waale mujhse document maangne lage
yahan ka
ticket pe kahin bhi nahin likha tha
aisa
me: ohhh
bhaya: maine kaha its a duty of the embassy not the carrier to check this
me: usne to visa hi ajeeb se dhang se banwaya hai
bhaya: OH false Visa
gdb
thats a lot
maine kaha laptop par soft copy hai
chalegi

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