Pet Mavericks !
Pets have strangely fascinated humans from the advent of civilisation. And pets that do what you ask them to , are a premium. There’s nothing wrong with having a pet that you love. You’re allowed to love species apart from humans. But the problem begins to appear when the boundary between our species and others begin to fade. They start loving their pets in a way that they haven’t even loved humankind. And even lower on the ladder of patheticism ( or whatever the correct word is ) is when they think the animal is appreciating it and loving back with equal intensity. Bollocks !! Here’s the truth dude, the pet hates you . You take it away from its natural habitat , do random human shit to it, and then expect it to be happy ?? How ?? Even humans , who created the environment, aren’t happy in it. How can other species be ?? Some incidents to prove these “pet-lovers” are not mavericks but idiots are given below. In some city of Karnataka , they married off 2 frogs ( I think it was a religious custom , but then religion is also man-made ) . How stupid can u get ?? And that too FROGS ?? How the hell do you think that the frog will understand it has to remain committed to one partner else face the consequences of alimony and divorce ? And what if one of them is unfaithful and copulates with other frogs ? You punish it ?? By doing what ? Taking its life savings of leaves and flowers ? By improsining it in another isolated well ?? Stupid !! Another incident is dance classes for dogs in Japan . You gotta be kidding me !! And not only that these dogs come to the dance class not on foot , but on , wait-for-it, prams !!!!!!! WHAT ???? Prams ??? Kids in this world don’t get that benefit , and some dog somewhere is roaming in a pram all dressed up with pampers and all. Dance classes aren’t too kind on the dog either. The already confused dog , who has a busy day chasing his tail btw, now has to learn to dance ??? Why you doing this to your pets ???? Wasn’t teaching it to beg and roll-over enough insult on the dog ? Now you want it to wear a pretty pink frock and frolick around the place. Other incidents include restaurants catering to dogs. Not serving dogs , but catering to them. With all the napkins , the table, chairs , and yea … dog food obviously. Oh and don’t forget the menu that comes with it so that the dog can choose which variety of dog food it wants to eat for the day , till it realises it’s incapable of reading. PETA Should seriously do something about these practices. I think the dog/frog/any other animal prefer to die than to suffer such “chutiyapa” in its lifetime. PETA concentrate your energies here rather than on poor peace loving , meat eating humans like me !!!
