Professional One-liners
Hi Sorry, but this is not completely an original post. I was surfing the net when I came across some of these one-liners. I added a few of my own. Will definitely post something completely original by the weekend. Here goes - My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate. After that I worked in a blanket factory, but it folded. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. I finally found work in the glue factory but it didn’t stick. When I tried to enrol at the army, they shot down my application. Next, I joined the school for blind, but there was no future in sight. I thought my talents would glow at the electronics industry, but they just blew me away. In desperation, I became a toilet-cleaner, but ended up pissing away all my money. Finally I just retired and found I was perfect. :) Hope you enjoyed it !
